Thursday, 22 August 2013

10 Things I don't Give A Sh*t About (Part II)

A note from Joelle... 

♫ ♪ 'Know Your Enemy' - Green Day ♫ ♪

Part I of this was pretty well received (thank you!) so I thought I would do a second one, as I seem to not give a sh*t about a lot of things these days...

1. Twerking - This is the most ratchet thing ever and even more ratchet when young girls with no flesh on their bones attempt to do it in the club. No. It's awkward to watch and I'd rather have a college degree to my name instead of  the 'Miss Twerk 2013' title - Sorry.
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2. Obeying the L and R labels on earphones - They can't tell me what to do! I'll put whichever one I want in my ear! *Flicks Hair*
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3. The 'V' - This is the male equivalent to the 'thigh gap' craze that is sweeping the nation. Seeing boys constantly tweet/write statuses about being 'at the gym, workin' on the V' is the cringiest thing ever. If you've got one, then cool - but if you are also a  gym-obsessed-douche, no girl will look twice at you. 
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4. Annoying boy bands - They are popping up all over the place these days and it's getting ridiculous! Union J, 5 Seconds of Summer, Big Time Rush, The Vamps... okay I can't think of any more but you get my drift. They are mainly successful if their swishy hair and good-looks even if they have talent!
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5. Being a 'Bad Bitch' - Did I miss something? Girls are actually calling themselves this, which is making it okay for men to call them that too. It's like the Feminist movements never happened!
 If you consider yourself one of these and have nothing else going for you... good luck in the real world.
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6. Following the Crowd - I still can't get my head around how weak some people are when it comes to choosing their own path. I mean, come on! You are in your 20s but you still let your friends dictate your life and are too afraid to do your own thing! Nah, I can't be dealing with people like that in 2013. Just man (or girl) up and do your own thing!
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7. Quiffs - Who remembers the days where the only people brave enough to rock the quiff were Elvis and errr, Claire from Steps? If it's done well, then it looks nice. But because of One Direction and Bieber, all these young guys are forcing out dodgy quiffs like it's a new law!
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8. The scientific jargon used in beauty ads - No, this is a mascara with the same ingredients and every other mascara. Adding things like 'micro-oils', 'poly-folly-dolly-molly-golly-hydro particles' makes it misleading and we won't buy something we don't understand! And putting your make-up artists in lab coats won't make you any more legit. 
Acting like you have made a scientific breakthrough by using 'diamond dust' or a special chemical only found in the teeth of astronauts to reduce wrinkles is ludicrous. You are fooling no one.
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9. Miley Cyrus - What. A. Mess. I am officially done with caring about her welfare. I know she's trying to break out of her Disney cage, which is natural, but pretending she's from the urban projects and smoking weed in public is a bit too much. Especially when millions of teen girls are growing up listening to her music and 'favouriting' her every tweet, come on Miley, sort it out. Just because you did a song with Snoop Dog, it doesn't now mean there's a spot for you in the Wu Tang Clan. She will always be Hannah Montana in my own my little sister's eyes...
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10.  Stupid fangirls - Urgh, not a day goes by where fangirls of Bieber or One Direction are doing something crazy to get the celeb's attention. Last week, it was pretending that 42 girls had killed themselves over a documentary and this week it's sending their girlfriends online threats!
It's funny (and a bit sad) that they spend all this time and money on people that will never love them. And is it me or are these 12 year old girls getting rude as well? Their parents are doing fabulous jobs...                    
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Okay, rant over! :)
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