Friday, 11 April 2014

Our Teen Lives Through Beyonce

A note from Joelle... 
You may not have realised this, but Queen B has been controlling our lives since, well forever (okay, maybe  2004). Not sure you believe me? Well let's break it down with a little story...
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1) You and your man are the power couple of your friendship group and nothing/no one can break you up - 'Bonnie and Clyde'
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2) You may be getting a bit too big headed and your friends start to talk about you and your man behind your back - 'Diva'

3) You ignore the haterrrz and decide to take the next step and move in together - 'Drunk In Love'


4) You're totally loved up and think that he's the only thing that matters right now - 'Partition'

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5) Everything's all hunky dory until you hear rumours that your man has been cheating - 'Ring The Alarm'
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6) You stand by your man through the cheating allegations because you know that he would never hurt you like that - 'Crazy In Love'
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7) You finally confront him and try to make him see why you're so upset about the rumours - 'If I Were A Boy'
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8) He finally confesses to cheating after weeks of lying and you've had enough - 'Single Ladies'
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9) You're just too damn emosh - 'Listen'
10) You blame yourself for your failed relationship and to make things worse your friends aren't returning your calls - 'Why Don't You Love Me?'

11) Then you realise he's a prick and it's not your fault at all  - 'Irreplaceable'
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12) You buy some new clothes, dye your hair and finally feel a bit better about the situation - 'Me, Myself and I'
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13) But then some random girl contacts you via twitter claiming to be the 'other woman' that destroyed your relationship - 'Beautiful Liar' (with Shakira)
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14) After weeks of moping around, your girlfriends have encouraged you to get back out there and go clubbing as a singleton - 'Move Your Body'
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15) You turn up to the club with your girls and you're getting a lot of male attention! - 'Naughty Girl'
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16) The drinks are flowing and you feel euphoric! However, your wasteman-of-an-ex is constantly ringing you. But you're in the club and just ignore all the calls - 'Telephone' (with Lady Gaga)
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17) You leave the club with your girls and find you ex queuing outside with yet another girl. 
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18) All your feelings for him suddenly come rushing back - 'Countdown'
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19) Turns out it was actual drunken vomit rushing back and not feelings. You projectile all over the girl's glittery dress - 'Deja Vu'
Beyoncé - Oops
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19) Your friends drag you by the arm and you all run away laughing (Except you. You just threw up on a stranger...)
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20) You stop for a hug (and a breath mint) and finally feel that you are back on the right track -'Run The World (Girls)'
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21) You realise that your life isn't actually that bad and everything will be fine as long as your friends and family are beside you - 'Love On Top'
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Aaaaand the cycle carries on like that until your mid 20s...Thanks Bey!

Have i just invented 'Beyonce: The Musical'? I think so!! ;)
This post was sooo random, but I hope you liked it! What's your favourite Beyonce song?
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